Funny Things Kids Say...

I was telling D how well he took his nap today. 

D: I'm not going to break the house rules anymore. I'm going to put them back together how they were.

Funny Things Kid Say...

Daeton was looking for his goggles for show and tell. 

D: Baby was playing with my goggles and I can't find them. 
Me: I know where they are. I'll go get them. 
D: Thanks, Mom. I knew I could count on you. 
Me:  Aww! That was so sweet!!!
D: *embarrassed* Ahh. Why do you talk like that?

Funny Things Kids Say...

*As I'm getting the boys ready for a bath*

Me: Stop playing with yourself T...
D: Yeah! You're not a toy.